- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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