Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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women rights

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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