What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What's half of 8? o

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Sarah Palin.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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