- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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