- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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