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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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