Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

where's mom I killed her

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Women's rights.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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