Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

women's rights

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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