What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A car walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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