Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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