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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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