roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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