What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Anti Joke

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