- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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