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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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