Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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