- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Women's rights

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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