- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

every cloud has a silver lining

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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