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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

whats black and strange a paki

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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