Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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