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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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