Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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