What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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