How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

whats white jizz

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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