- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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