- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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