- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Andoni was here

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A bar walks into a man

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what is red white and blue? the french flag

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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