- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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