- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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