- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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