What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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