- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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