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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock knock.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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