- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

who do we all like george goodburn

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

^ That's not even funny ^

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

a black man pays his child support

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