- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

The New York Giants

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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