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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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