To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Your're racist.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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