No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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