I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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