- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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