- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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