"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Anti Joke

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