- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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