What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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