I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Get on the boat.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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