What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

your mama's so fat... that's it

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

black chicken. kfc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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