How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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