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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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