- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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