- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

class is canceled. My professor died.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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