Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Anti Joke

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