"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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