What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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