- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Barack Obama.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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