- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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