Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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