the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

2 black kids walk into school

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why dont they make black forks

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

No your aunties a joke

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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