What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Potassium? K.

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the sky is green no it is not

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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