How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Pickles

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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