- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

9/11 my birthday

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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