- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Dwarf Shortage

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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