why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Yellow People !!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

womens rights.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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