Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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