- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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