- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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