YOLO You only like Oreos

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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