- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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