- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

i dont fisish anythi

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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