- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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