- Anti Joke

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Obama lin Baden.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

whats green and slimy? green slim

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.