what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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woman's rights

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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