- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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