What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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