- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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