- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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