- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

all these jokes are horrible now

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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