What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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