Why are you gay? Because ***** you

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How High is a Chinese man

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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