Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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No it doesnt..

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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