Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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