What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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