Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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