whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

5 Italian guys from Long Island

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

here's a joke... the american education society

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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