a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

yolo your orange looks orange

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Please ignore this statement.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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