- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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