Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

all these jokes are horrible now

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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