- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

woman's rights

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

it was all Tagart

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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