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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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