Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What is the difference?

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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