Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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I C U P White stuff

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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