- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Badabing.

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

John lazzaro likes dick

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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