why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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