- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

I'm going as the joker for halloween

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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