- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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