- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

knock knock who's there? faith

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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