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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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