- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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