Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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