What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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