- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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