- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

i'm hard

I'm going as the joker for halloween

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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