What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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your mom.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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