What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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A storm be brewin!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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