- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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