- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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