- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Kevin and Ramin

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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