there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Anti Joke

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