Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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