- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

9/11

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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