- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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