- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Female rights.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

The duck didn't cross the road.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?