- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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