- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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