- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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