- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Neither have I

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

knock knock Dave's not here.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

My Nan, that is all.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Knock knock Fuck off!

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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