- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why? Why not?

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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