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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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