One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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