- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

. . I am a whale

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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