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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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