- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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