- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

a chinese man pays the full price

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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