Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Dead girls can't say no.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Anti Joke

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