How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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