Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Women's Rights

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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