- Anti Joke

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around