- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Racial equality.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Who wants water? I do.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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