- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

smell the vitamin C

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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