- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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