- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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