A russian gives away vodka.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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