what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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