Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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No!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

PENIS lol

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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