- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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