Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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