- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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