What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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DEATH.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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