- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

I'm Polish.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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