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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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