- Anti Joke

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Boner

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Urban ghettos

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread