- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

your face

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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