How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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