- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Cheese

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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