- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

outside your comfort zone

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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