Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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eoin burgin is fat

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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