What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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