- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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