some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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