knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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