What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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