- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What rhymes with milk...milf

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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