What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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