Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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