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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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