- Anti Joke

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Christ is a conspiracy

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

u know whats a crime? rape

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.