- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A fat guy!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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