- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What hurts like hell? HELL

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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