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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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