A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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