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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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