What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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