- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What is older than history?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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