- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Good job, son.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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