Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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