Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Black people in Camden NJ.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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