- Anti Joke

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.