- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Christ is a conspiracy

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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