- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Everybody will die

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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