Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your adopted

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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