- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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