How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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